thetomlinsonsass:

(x)

Harry: Falls to his death

Louis: Faints like a sassy queen

Liam: Falls gracefully 

Niall: Plop

Zayn: Oh, were falling now? Hold on, I need to look sexy and strike a pose

Nope

[x]

Zayn Malik with dogs

1d-thewantedstolemysoul:

(x)

larrystylinson-ship:

i-used-to-be-your-world:

Nice thighs

nice waist,

and you know I can’t forget about your face.

 
But none of that matter. I’m about to make your pockets fatter

Girl I just wanna see you

strip, right now cause it’s late, babe

I just wanna see you

strip

girl, take your time with it

Girl, I just wanna see you strip

God damn, you’re sexy

God damn, you’re sexy

God damn, you’re sexy

Girl, I just wanna see you

Got my shades on

With my J’s on

In the club

with a pocket full of ones

this girl booty outta control. There she go

up and down

the pole

Which one I’mma take home?

Get my freak on?

If you ain’t freakin’

we ain’t speakin.

You think I’m playing, no I’m not

let me see you back it up and drop.

Yeah, I wanna see your legs in the air.

Baby don’t worry about your hair or those tracks.

I don’t give a damn about that

all. the. awards.

this is perfect

sweet molasses this is fantastic

wut is air

Ohmygod. This is golden. A+++

SLOW CLAP FOR WHOEVER MADE THIS. OMG. THIS IS GREAT.